Monsters vs. Aliens Teasers:
#3 “Buck Turgidson”
War room. Swirling cigar smoke. Sounds of confused walla.
PRESIDING OFFICER
Attention!
General’s boots walking onstage at eye-level. General isn’t seen, just his 5 stars, war decorations, epaulets. Troops as rows of shiny combat boots.
GENERAL
Gentlemen, we’ve lost Jupiter.
Pointer whacks map of the universe. Outraged walla.
GENERAL
We’ve lost Saturn.
Pointer whacks map. Dismayed silence overcomes the crowd. General surreptiously wipes sweat from brow.
GENERAL
To retaliate, we’ve recruited these officers from beyond normal channels.
A slide projector clicks and projects an image. Shocked roar.
GENERAL
We’re up against it, gentlemen. I know they’re monsters, but they’re our secret weapon!
VO
THIS SUMMER, THE ULTIMATE BATTLE.
IN ULTIMATE 3-D.
ONLY IN THEATRES.
[Sounds of hideous monster walla over military drums]
TITLE CARD
MONSTERS VS. ALIENS
[sounds of heels clicking together]
GENERAL
BE THERE!
